OLE Johnny Ratbastard from way back good t see ya boys has it hangin ? where's that BillBrew son of a bitch hey's jumpin my claim and takin all my gold !!!!!!!!!!! that dirty dawg Ima gonna pop his ass like a nebraska prairee dawg I rekon one of you boys knows where he's at ifn ya see him tellem Im lookin for im whatchin every hill and holler tilln I findum I got me a bag of real rattlers that even bigfoot boy would be skeered of,,, we'll anyway ima gonna skidattle on out a here and ifn anyu see that beer brewin son of a bitch you tellum Johnny Ratbastard was here and is out thar watchin day and nite for him and any other gold stealing claim jumpin no bald peckerneck that come near my gold mine
See ya boys have a great day
Johhny Ratbastard