Little Justin

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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman... and so forth..

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes to music in front of other men
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in
front of the other kids."