Fun adult type joke-semi clean

[Hoser John]

I was bored and watching them Stupidest videos and saw a fella with a huge beard bobing for chicken wings, in a contest ,floating in a container fulla white ranch dressing. You bobbed with your teeth but could use your hands to eat and his face/beard/hair were a mask of oozing,dripping wet ranch dressing. This alone was a good laugh but then the moderator cut loose with" Looks like a greek woman spilled a vanilla malt in her lap" and I laughed so hard I damn near peed--baaaaaad but gooooooood-John

[russau]

John you need to get out more!haha

[Hoser John]

Amen ol'friend-reclaimanator loaded and ready to go as soon as the rain,hail and snow goes---John

[Nitro 54]

Funny ,,,, They make Depends for your problem Hoser