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i killed the cow

Postby eightymesh » Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:33 am

Hillary and the Cow

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The Driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!" "What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
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Re: i killed the cow

Postby russau » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:14 am

love it!!!!!
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Re: i killed the cow

Postby Reno badboy » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:20 pm

Good one AGAIN!!!! hehehehe!
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