SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS

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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large
German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using
his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
...
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das
Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit
in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning
for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in
English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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