Psalm 666. A Psalm of Obama

[eightymesh]

Psalm 666. A Psalm of Obama

(To be sung by children, K-12, every morning of their seven-day school week.)*

The State is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.
It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.
It restores my soul through its control.
It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.
Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,
I will fear no evil,
For Barack will be with me.
The Affordable Care Act and food stamps,
They comfort me.
You prepare a table of Michelle Obama approved foods before me in the presence of my Conservative and Libertarian enemies.
You anoint my head with hemp oil;
My government regulated 16-ounce cup overflows.
Surely mediocrity and an entitlement mentality will follow me
All the days of my life,
And I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever.
Amen.

[russau]

kinda what our news papers have been saying about our ecconomy!

[DJR]

The Obama compromise "It's my way or the highway"

[russau]

i think all of these socalled "representatives" of ours has taken that idea of my way or the highway and "we the people" keep voteing them into office! now thats weird!

[DJR]

Hostess


You may have heard Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike.
But you may not have heard how it was split up by the government.
The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
the Secret Service hired all the HoHos,
the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes
and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to the White House.

[russau]

that confirms my research on these socalled "representatives" in office also!