Happy Roto-Rooter Day

[golden optimist]

As I sit here at 5:00 AM in my adult depends drinking the last quart of Gavilyte-C ready to make the trots to the john, I recall an old poem:

Here I sit all broken hearted
I tried to s#it but only farted!

Thats the reason for the depends. It's not all just air. I guess I can't complain too much. I was able to sleep a few hours without making a mess in my sleep. Most of you have gone through this at our advanced age.

Leonard

[russau]

haha, thats true, BUT we dont need tobe reminded of it! i really hate that prep for the ole Colenostipy!

[golden optimist]

Just got back. The Doc said I was a perfect asshole.
Leonard

[russau]

hahahahahaha!

[bobber_2]

Just had mine done...my Doc included pictures...I don't think I'll post'm...

[russau]

THANKYOU VERY MUCH!

[getterdone]

You should have had them do a down scope at the same time like I did last month.
In your case it would have been interesting to see how many missing wild turkey feathers
he would have found. LOL

[COArgonaut]

Further proof that you rarely trust an old fart?

ed

[Hoser John]

I've had the ol' down the throat and up der bootie on the same day once. My only remark to the doctor was to make sure and wash that thang good when going from down there to up here Higher than a kite and sweet dreams-John

[polekaat]

Leonard,
You left out the second verse.

Here I sit all broken hearted
I tried to s#it but only farted!

Then nature gave me a second chance,
I tried to fart and s#it my pants!