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Dumb is Deadly

Postby Hoser John » Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:39 am

WOW now this could really ruin your day... :?
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A California man who authorities believe had been drinking in a tree outside of his home was fatally impaled when he accidentally fell from its branches and landed on a spiked fence, police said on Wednesday.

The body of the man, who was not named, was found by officers early on Wednesday morning in the East Hollywood neighborhood of Los Angeles, said Los Angeles Police Department spokeswoman Officer Liliana Preciado.

"It appears that the individual may have been drinking on top of a tree and he accidentally fell and impaled himself," Preciado said. "This is being investigated as an accidental death."

About a dozen beer cans were found at the scene, Los Angeles Police Captain Brian Pratt told KTLA TV.

"I think there was a party earlier at the house that evening," he said.

There was no immediate word on how long the body had been on the fence. The man appeared to have been impaled through the face and neck, Los Angeles Police Sergeant Melvin Gamble told the Los Angeles Times.

"Over the years, you see stuff like this," Gamble told the newspaper. "You still don't get used to it."
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Re: Dumb is Deadly

Postby russau » Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:47 am

yep I gotta agree! carring all that beer to the top of the tree wastes a lot of valuable time! better to sit by the cooler!
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Re: Dumb is Deadly

Postby Ornery Cuss » Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:27 pm

Like big cats that drag their pray on a tree, he didn't want to share with anyone :roll:

HEY DARWIN OVER HERE....


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Re: Dumb is Deadly

Postby Hoser John » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:40 am

Much safer to be a drunk in the closet than to come out and climb a tree for the world to see :lol: I can hear the preacher now. Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to pay respects to Marvin Farquart who died drinking in a tree....now that'd make a great gravestone....He died jus' hangn' around...John
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Re: Dumb is Deadly

Postby urbanminer » Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:21 pm

Better to sit and look stupid then to act and remove all doubt!
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Re: Dumb is Deadly

Postby russau » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:51 am

M :lol: arc are you referring to our gubermint?
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Re: Dumb is Deadly

Postby urbanminer » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:02 am

Only if they are drinking in a tree!
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Re: Dumb is Deadly

Postby russau » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:37 am

Yep , all of them been drinking in the tree forsure!
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