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Stranded

Postby Hoser John » Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:15 am

Good and bad...




A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him.

After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.




He said, ’Take the dog for a walk.'
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Re: Stranded

Postby russau » Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:36 am

HA HA two dogs walking ! Im surprised the sheep dog didn't bit her BUT the taste would probly get the dog sick!
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Re: Stranded

Postby AuTSaurus » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:44 pm

Probably, Russ? PROBABLY??????

:D

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Re: Stranded

Postby russau » Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:15 pm

HA HA well OK ! the dog WOULD get sick forsure ! I know this to be right because I got sick with just the mention of the ole dogs name! and now im going to have nightmares over it!
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Re: Stranded

Postby AuTSaurus » Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:46 pm

:lol: I know what you mean, Russ!

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Re: Stranded

Postby Hoser John » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:26 am

Glad I could give ya'all a smile before you realized who,sorry for the additional bile-John :lol:
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