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Postby Hoser John » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:54 am

IQ Test




Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day ......



There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.



Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...































He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses"



If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a night.



I've got mine shutting down right now.
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Re: QUIZ

Postby golden optimist » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:37 am

Damn it! I'm reaching for the power switch.
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Re: QUIZ

Postby russau » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:30 pm

HUH?? :D
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Re: QUIZ

Postby Hoser John » Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:29 am

:shock: OMG GO GOT THE POWER 8-)
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Re: QUIZ

Postby Hoser John » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:18 am

admission time---me also GO hahaha as not enough coffe yet that day...sounds like a good excuse????...John
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Re: QUIZ

Postby golden optimist » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:28 am

Whats even more strange is "The wife thought it was funny". She usually doesn't get jokes and don't think they are funny.

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Re: QUIZ

Postby russau » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:53 am

Ive been getting up around 3-5 AM so I had plenty of time for the required amount of coffee in me to understand! OH lucky me! :shock:
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Re: QUIZ

Postby Hoser John » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:16 am

Fantastic GO as that means mission accomplished, as just trying to bring a smile or a snicker to relieve the pressures of these trying times. Enjoy :D John
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Re: QUIZ

Postby Matt Mattson » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:07 pm

From Connie:

You are walking along the wall on the outside of an insane asylum. You hear chanting on the other side of the wall: "13 - 13 - 13 - 13 - 13 -13 - 13 - 13 . . ." You come to a small hole in the wall. Do you A: look inside? B keep walking?























































Answer: If you put your eye to the hole you'll be poked in the eye and hear "14 . . . 14 . . .14 . . . 14 . . .
Keep walking.
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Re: QUIZ

Postby russau » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:15 pm

:D :D :D :D Ive heard the only difference between them and us is : they got papers to prove it! :lol:
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