dickb wrote:I have more important things to do like trying to see my toes.
Dickb
I cracked up when I read your statement Dick. It brought up a funny memory that I'd like to share.
My family is getting older and we don't see a lot of them until someone passes away. The funerals bring people out of the woodwork.
Two of my cousins (Todd and Jesse Jr. aka Booner) ran into each other after not seeing each other for many years. Booner had put on quite a bit of weight.
When they saw each other, Todd ran up to Booner and shook his hand. He said "Damn Booner, when was the last time you saw your pecker?" "Why don't you diet?"
Booner replied, while trying to see over his belly, "Why, what color is it now?"
True story,
Polekaat