Just a Regular Guy?

[Hoser John]

I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.



I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.



I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.



I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.



I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby and suspected terrorist.



I am older than 65, which makes me a useless old man.



I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.



I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.



I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.



I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.



I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.



Now, a sick old woman has called me and my friends a basket of deplorables.



Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!


Funny . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!

[dickb]

Well John, welcome to the American Senior Class. But were loosing that battle too, because were a dying class.

Dickb

[russau]

Truth Is stranger than fiction!!