Fun being old

[Hoser John]

Worst Age

Sixty is the worst age to be." said the 60-year old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin'." said the 70-year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, and sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[russau]

John I wish I could sleep that long! Anywhere from 2-4 A.M. is when I get up and cant go back to sleep ! It's been that way for a few years now .

[libertydave]

Suggest drinking a large glass of water before going to bed and a 400mg of Magnesium in the morning.

Just don't do this if you are dredging in a wetsuit. I always took along Imodium A-D because most of what we ate caused the runs. Cheers!

LD

[Hoser John]

Melatonin in time release form cheap,ez, and natural for at least 5 hours good deep sleep-John