Little Johnny

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Better apologize in advance of this.. A buddy sent this, and had to share it..

The kids filed back into class Monday morning . They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive
salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I
credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained
to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath .. Little
Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the
teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth
brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip
stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same
thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog sh*t!" Then I would say, "It is dog sh*t.
Wanna buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Obama governmental approach of giving you
something sh*tty, but looks good, for free, and then making you pay to get the
shitty taste out of

your mouth."

The teacher was speechless. . . . . . .. .

Little Johnny got 5 stars for his efforts, bless his heart. . . .