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Leonard's MPG

Postby mark pa » Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:30 pm

Subject: INVESTMENT ADVICE





If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!


Makes you proud to be an American!

Leonard walks 44 miles per year ( mostly on all fours) drinks 88 gallons of alcohol per year for a lofty 1/2 mile per gallon - he is an older model without pollution control or electronic ignition
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Re: Leonard's MPG

Postby Hoser John » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:21 am

:lol: SSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT--- :D
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Re: Leonard's MPG

Postby golden optimist » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:06 am

Since I retired, my MPG has decreased as the "gross" weight moved has increased significantly.
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Re: Leonard's MPG

Postby russau » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:25 am

HUMMMMMMMM?? maybe we are on to something here?? ive been wondering why wetsuits shrink over the winters!!
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