Homeless prospector

[golden optimist]

Anyone out there want to adopt this homeless prospector? Doesn't take a lot of maintenance. Just some booze daily and a warm place to sleep. Maybe a cheap cigar occasionally. Has a small social security check monthly to help defray expenses. Has own medical plan. Medicare. Is really sociable but tends to start calling friends on the phone after a few drinks. Wild Turkey is prefered but will drink almost any whiskey.

Leonard

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[pickaxe]

Weeelll I don't know. Looks kinda frightful to me. How does he handle a #2 shovel? And a pick? Gotta work for booze around this camp.

Looks like his forehead healed up ok after the Wild Turkey bite from a while back.

[golden optimist]

This is an old and pretty much useless old prospector as far as #2 shovel though. Is pretty good standing around bossing though. Can order cigars and booze on the internet and ogle the female prospectors pretty well. Not much of a threat to the women anymore though. Does have acess to quite a few Rocky Mountain prospecting claims though. Can cook hot buritto's and about any thing else you want as long as it has jalapeno's in it.

Leonard

[russau]

well atleast you got a good start on a beard! after my haveing a beard for 40 years, most of everyone ,including my children and wife have never seen me without one. maybe i better keep it that way incase i need a "clean" get-a-way! awwwwwwwwww what the heck! ive always been a sucker for the downtroden! you can come over my place and hang for awhile!:) then we both can look like homeless,but i know of a good watering hole we could hang around!

[YellowFever]

You can come stay at my place, but you have to pay for the flight-hehehehe
As for the daily booze you can buy a bottle for about $1.50-heheh
You will have to watch out for all the 18 year old girls, they love old men!-hehehe
You pay your own phone bill-LMAO


You really cant beet the retirement over here! my house payment is only $125 a month in a secure subdivision-hehehe

[Hoser John]

$1.50 a bottle hooch lotza 18 year old hotties out for our older bodies damn man and I thought you had to die to go to heaven Your profile don't say who,what or where but post location and a bunch a us old dogs will be there asap!!!! tons a au 2 u 2 -John

[h20prospector]

In the states he lived somewhere in Grand Junction CO., but he has to be talking about the Philippines if it only cost's $125.00 a month for a house payment That's not on old Clark AB? Has all of Yamashita's gold been found yet?

Pat

[getterdone]

A quote from my Mother about a beard on my sonlaw had, "Sometimes you have to go thru a Forest to get to a picnic"

[russau]

hhahahahhahahaha i see your mother has great insight!

[YellowFever]

In the states he lived somewhere in Grand Junction CO., but he has to be talking about the Philippines if it only cost's $125.00 a month for a house payment That's not on old Clark AB? Has all of Yamashita's gold been found yet?

Pat

I'm close to Clark, I live in an secure subdivision you have to pass through 2 security gates to get to my house.

I ate at McDonalds today and it cost $2 for a Big Mac meal with the XL coke and fries! kinda expensive-hahahaha